I was Googling something unrelated and this happened. Look at how trashy my Google searches are that it gives me my otp when I’m not looking for it. *throws self into ryogaxasu trash can where i belong*

quentincoldwater:

• offers other person the second twix at a bus stop au
• share an umbrella in a hail storm au
• car broke down at same shitty restaurant in the middle of nowhere au
• caR BROKE DOWN AND HOT LOCAL FIXES IT AU
• ‘why does my shitty neighbour keeps using my wifi’ 'then you shouldntve made the password a dumb lord of the rings reference’ au
• lost cat au
• tech support au
• only ones at dumb demonstration au